making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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