weddingsv make me drug and hornr
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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