Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
My balls are so social today.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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