May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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