i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You can make out without kissing
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