I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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