Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize