If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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