glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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