His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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