I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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