it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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