Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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