I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
