how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
