i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
