what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
