Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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