So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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