the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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