New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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