You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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