If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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