you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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Be still, my beating vagina.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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