if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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