i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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