i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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