don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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