Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize