He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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