That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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