Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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