No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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