i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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