are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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