Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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