you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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