what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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