Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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