UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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