Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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