Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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