what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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