Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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