I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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