dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Vodka?
Forever.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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