Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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