Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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