Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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