i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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