We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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