There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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