dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
420 ftw
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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