this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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