You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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