I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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