OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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